Nature is my church.
Time for another installment of, I work really hard at work.

Time for another installment of, I work really hard at work.

Look at this dolphin shirt. The last time I wore this it was to a funeral. No joke. What?

Look at this dolphin shirt. The last time I wore this it was to a funeral. No joke. What?

I forgot about these. We’re so cute, barf.

I forgot about these. We’re so cute, barf.

The Simple Life?

The Simple Life?

My brother: Shut up Ariana I have a charizard. Do you have a Charizard?!
Me: Nope, I have sex.
I actually put effort into my appearance today? Weird?

I actually put effort into my appearance today? Weird?

My brother: Yay! Katy Perry is evolving!
Me: What?!
My brother: ... I named my Pokemon Katy Perry.
Whenever my sister comes over she acts like a creep.

Whenever my sister comes over she acts like a creep.

Never gonna stop.

Never gonna stop.

Sister shoes.

Sister shoes.