I hate Austin so much. #ThisIsBadEvenForYou #LilBro #stupid #fail #IWillCallThePolice
Dad joking my girlfriend. She hates me. #IHateMeToo
I can’t tell if I like these or hate them. Am I too old to be wearing this?
Remember that time I left my cell phone on the roof of my girlfriend’s car after pumping her gas and forgot about it and then lost my phone to the freeway and then refused to get a new one for like a year? Times were much simpler that year. My life was so much easier.